Q on Jury Duty

Q is ditching jury duty and wrote out her excuse to turn in to the jury office:


Q: I'm gonna head downtown to the jury office to turn in my excuse letter.
me: Why don't you just mail it in?
Q: You can mail it in!?!  I thought you had to hand deliver it!!

GENIOS

me:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Xa4bHcJu8&feature=player_embedded

Cycles

watch this
it's pretty wild!
the music is irritating
I just muted it

 Kevin:  hahaha, awesome, I wish I was the giant bear, I would rule the world with tyrranical power, and yet be adored for being such a cute teddy bear, it's the perfect scheme

 me:  ahahah!!

I'm scurred of you

and your evil genios...

*genius

 Kevin:  genios is better, it's like a Greek version of genius, which makes it sound more sophisticated and more evil

 me:  whoa!

you got it then

is that your supervillian name?

 Kevin:  It would be a good one, but unfortunately my villain name has to be related to otters somehow, or I would break the Code of Otter-dom

 me:  oiv

oic

how about Super Mega Otter Genios?

  Kevin:  Haha.  Perfect.  Nice one.  That is indeed my villain name.

 me:  YAY!!

let's make t shirts!

we can wear them to NASCAR races!!

and the mall!!

 Kevin:  haha 

 me:  we'll be TEAM SMOG

 Kevin:  NICE!! haha

 me:  see what I did there?

 Kevin:  that was pure genius!  classic

 me:  I know

or

is it

genios?!

 Kevin:  haha, ohhh I walked right into that one, daaaaang

 me:  shoooooooo did

Fruit

me:  oic

this OJ sure is gooooood!!

 K:  good

 me:  so delicious

I bet it's BETTER than the OJ you had this am...

 Sent at 10:48 AM on Wednesday

 K:  mmm no i doubt that

 me:  think what you will

I know I'm right

My fav OJ is Sunny D

I know it's not real OJ

but I still love it

 Sent at 10:50 AM on Wednesday

 K:  haha

then what kind of judge of good oj are you?

 me:  the best

cuz I've drank it ALL!

but now I have to wait a while before I eat that egg

I have OJ taste in my mouth still

I don't think it'd be a good combo

one time I drank some milk

and then I had a lemon with some salt on it

I've never had a worse tummy ache in my LIFE!!

 Sent at 10:53 AM on Wednesday

 K:  lemon with salt?

i eat lemon w/sugar

 me:  oh no!

it's much much better with salt on it

so good

I wish I had one right now

 K:  no no i think you're mistaken again

 me:  not possible

K:  have u ever tried it my way?

 me:  yes

it's called lemonade

 K:  guess ur not very Bulgarian

We Got Talent!

me:  will you be in a talent show with L and me?

 Sent at 9:30 AM on Wednesday

 me:  I'm taking your silence as a...

...YES!!

Practice starts tomorrow at my house

don't be late

 R:  haha what?

 me:  too late

you're already in

I hope you have a hot pink tube top

 Sent at 9:35 AM on Wednesday

 R:  nope

 Sent at 9:36 AM on Wednesday

 me:  it's OK

I have an extra one you can borrow

The Doctor is IN

K:  now my ears are kind of plugged and ringing

 me:  OH NO!!

that's a really bad sign!!

I think you have an inner ear infection

Do you know what you need to do?

 K:  they're not ringing a lot.. they stopped

no

 me:  You need to go home immediately

 K:  haha

 me:  find a bunch of newspaper

roll it up really tight

light one end on fire and stick the other end in your ear

while you repeatedly chant

"rubber baby bumpers"

for an hour

you better leave NOW!

 K:  

haha

wow!

 me:  yeah

it's serious

if that doesn't work

do you know what you need to do?

You'll need to find the closest body of water

a pool, the ocean, a bathtub, even the sink!!

and hold your bare elbows in the water for at least 2 hours

you'll know your better when you start to hear what sounds like walnuts cracking in your ears

 K:  i seeeeeee

 me:  that means the cerebral crust that was created by the infection has been softened enough to puncture

you may experience a little dizziness at first

but that's just the cerebral crust disseminating

and if THAT doesn't work do you know what you need to do?

Start planning the funeral because there's nothing more that can be done...

 K:  oh man

this is serious

 me:  If you want, I can throw together  a quick epitaph for you headstone

I'm good at those

It could go something like this:

"Here lies our dear American Katerina.

Captain of many fleets,

A brave firefighter,

and regular dog rescuer.

She will be missed dearly."

I'm good at eulogies too,

but when certain life events can be foretold

I'm forced to charge a small fee...

Nothing personal

you understand, don't you?

 Sent at 4:13 PM on Monday

 K:  hahahahahaha

i'm glad u care enough

 me:  of course

so you run home and get on those remedies before...

well...

ya know.

 K:  i guess i better

 Sent at 4:17 PM on Monday

 K:  it'll prob take me about 10 mins to get everything together

before i go

in case, you know, i end up not coming back

 me:  THIS IS LIFE AND DEATH!!

K:  

YEA

 Sent at 4:20 PM on Monday

 K:  if i survive..

i'll let u know which movies look interesting

and when they play

and u can pick

 me:  egg-cellent

 Sent at 4:24 PM on Monday

 K:  see ya tomorrow!!!

i hope..

 me:  hahaah!!

bye!

God Speed!

Winter Olympics

Q:  i hope this year is as good as last time...those Chinese know how to throw an artistic opening night!

 me:  they sure do!!

 Q:  I don't know about those Canadians...I hope they do something more than just parade around Mounties

 me:  ME TOO!!

 Q:  unless they are hot mounties 

 me:  not likely

have you SEEN the Canadian?!

 Q:  who is "the Canadian"?

haha

 me:  the Canadian people

not known for attractiveness

not like us...

 Q:  you're right. keanu reeves is canadian

nothing much there

 me:  yep

told ya

 Q:  trivia fact #2: so is jim carrey

 me:  and Neil Young

 Q:  and bryan adams

 me:  and Alanis Morrisette

Q:  and avril lavine

 me:  and Shania Twain

 Q:  what do they do up there? just sing?

 me:  I guess so!!

Steven from the 80's

   me:  got it

that sounds fun!!

volleyball?!

so 80's

Steven:  well they do call me iceman!! (80's top gun reference)

 me:  only cuz you're so white!

HAHAHA!!

just kidding!!

you're just super 80's

 Steven:  HAHAH

 me:  it's the hair

you need a bomber jacket

and aviators

 Steven:  I would love a bomber jacket

 me:  they're pretty bad a$$