L: COL
i was tempted!!!!
did you order balloons?
me: yep
MANLY balloons
L: hahaha
what does that mean?
haha
what do they look like?!
me: like MEN
L: they're MEN?!?!
me: hahahaha!!
Monday, November 23, 2009
WHAT?
me: THAT'S MINE ANYHOW
oops caps lock
Q: when you type in caps i feel like you're yelling at me 
me: OK
I LOVE YOU
Friday, November 20, 2009
Jingle Queen
me: you nut!
where's L?
W: what's going on?!
Q: "sometimes you feel like a nut...some times you "Mounds"!
(that was for abbey)
me: that's not exactly how it goes
W: what is the purpose of this gathering? are we here to talk about L behind her back?
me: yeah
that's not kosher
Q: anyways, I wanted to say I could come watch When Harry Met Sally Sunday afternoon between 3 and 530.
me: Hey
W
I think Q is Andy
gimme a break
gimme a break
W: hahaha
yes!
what is it? someone tell me how it goes?
Q: break me off a piece of that poison gas!
Pip Pip Cheerio
L: almost time for starbucks!!!!!!
yay!!!
me: oh yeah!!
YAY!!!
have a fun fun time!
L: i shall!!
me: you shall indeed
L: why thank you kind chap
me: my pleasure, old chum
L: do please let me know if you shall require a spot of tea from the bucks of star
i'd be ever so obliged to ring some up
me: how very kind of you, my good bean. I think for the moment I shant bother you with such a request
L: you are most delightfully kind as well my chip. do let me know if you will have need of it in the future days of fri to come.
me: indeed, will do
Thursday, November 19, 2009
We're #1--Sorta
me: All those midwest farming states that noone lives in rank the highest
well, DUH!!
Cali's #1 for being such a huge state!
L: haha yeah!!!
it was funny that nebraska had a good number of HS graduates
there's nothing out there!
that's why!
haha
they want to get out of there
this kid just told Q
"that sucks beyond recognition"
about his score of 3 not working
SUCKA!
me: HAHAH!!
I'll recognize the suckiness
L: haha
me: Vermont's #1?!!?
How anti-climactic
L: yeah what the what!
i know!
those new england states were high up there
and i was surprised that hawaii didnt have a lot of obesity with the stuff they eat
me: I thought that too!!
all that spam must be good for you!
what is spam made of anyhow?
I'm gonna google it
L: hahaha
Sent at 11:11 AM on Thursday
me: it's chopped pork shoulder meat
you know what ham is?!
L: ewwwww
oh man
what
pig butt?
me: pig butt and thigh!!
L: EWW
me: I'd rather eat the shoulder!!
L: haha i was just joking when i asked!
me: my bad
L: yuck
i don't really eat ham
me: I do!
L: rarely
me: lots of it!!
L: you're eating his booty!!!!!!!
me: I'm a butt eater!!
L: ewwwwww
me: almost!!
L: COL
me: SOL!
L: you don't know how clean it is!
you're gonna die!
me: I won't die!
L:
me: someone wrote on yahoo answers
I'm guessing - SPit and hAM?
L: hahaha
you're eating his butt
me: it's goooooood
Don't Talk About Work at Work
me: the awkward hug one is funny too
I like the "let's-get-this
I'm still going through the healthiest states thing!!
hahaha!!
I gotta see who's #1!
ramses
is #1
his arms
are #1
his muscles
are #1
L: haha
hahaha
me: ramses
is #1
L: incarnacioooooo
Sent at 10:29 AM on Thursday
United States of Death
Sent at 8:56 AM on Thursday
me: DANG! All of the southern states are going down!!
what's the deal?!
L: haha i know!
all those grits
we're 23
me: It's funny how the pic representing the state is so beautiful but then the caption says "death, death, death"
don't give it away!!
I haven't finished yet!!
L: haha yeah!
oops!
me: ;(
theoatmeal.com
Steven: oh my gosh I was ten seconds away from loading that one
me: great minds think alike!
Steven: indeed, if I get a dog I will disguise him as a panzer tank for halloween next year
me: HAHAH!!
I'm thinking about sending LBJ around with grenades
just for the high fives
Steven: hahaha, I love how the hamster wheel is added to the fifty cal
Steven: I can take on 36 baboons in a baboon fight
me: send me that one!!
Sent at 10:21 AM on Thursday
me: 45!!!
booYA!
Steven: very nice
Sent at 10:23 AM on Thursday
the pterodactyl is still my favorite
me: 1.4 seconds!!
Steven: I am the motherf*cking Pterodactyl here to Ptero you a new asshole
LOL
ROR
nice
beat ya, 2 secs
Sent at 10:25 AM on Thursday
me: laaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Lessons Not Learned
L: earlier kevin got all the hole puncher paper pieces all over the floor and vacuumed... and just now he had the vacuum out again and in a different spot it was all over haha and he was like "it's broken...." haha it looks like confetti
Sent at 1:57 PM on Wednesday
me: I saw that!!
HAHAAH!!
L: COL
me: When I came back from Admissions there was a big mess on the floor of hole punches!
I said "what happened?"
and he said "fiesta!"
L: hahaha
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Toot Toot, Beep Beep
me: HAHAAH!! That's hilarious!!
How would that work?!
Steven: you cook it for like three hours or something, I bet just about an hour and a half into it you put a little paper bikini on it so it doesn't tan as much
me: how do you know that?!
you're all invested
Steven: I just guessed, it doesn't take a scientist, even though I am one
me: wow
Warm Thoughts in the Morning
me: L said it's so cold!
I told her we'd send her warm thoughts.
K: aww
yea
me: SO DO IT!!
K: where is she?!
me: nyc!
she got there at 5:45am!!
K: i meaaan
how'd she tell u
me: text msg
I don't think they have that in Bulgaria
so you wouldn't know what that is
but it's pretty great for when you can't talk on the phone
but still want to tell someone something
you should google it
K:
actually they DO
they're just not stupid and don't charge for INCOMING TEXTS
me: well
here in the good old US of A
we're a little more capitalistic in our enterprises
that's what makes our nation so great
Sent at 9:37 AM on Thursday
K: ::roooooooooooo
oops, they got stuck
me: HAHAHAH!!
you're eyes got stuck?!
Monday, November 9, 2009
God Plays Hockey
me: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
it smells like a fart back here
L: ewwww
me: and I don't know who dun it
L: keep it together abbey!
me: I'm losing it!!
LOSING IT!
L: hahaha
me: I opened the window
way to ruin my tiramisu buzz
L: now it kinda does up here
it drifted
ewwwww
;()
me: it's travelling!
L: SOL
me: like that cranberries song
do you have to
do you have to
do you have to
do you have to
let it linger
L: GOL
me: Did Wendy show you what she found?
Lara: nope!
Lara: aww pat filled up her water bottle with hot water
but it's too hot
Friday, November 6, 2009
"Camping"
Steven: so when you guys go camping are you actually sleeping in tents?
hahaha
me: no they rented a cabin
me: I don't do tents
Steven: thats why I was laughing
me:
Steven: I was like wow, abbey must really like aja to go camping
me: I don't like ANYONE that much
that's funny
Lara asked me the same thing
Duh!
Wendy: ok seriously i want one of those!
me: me tooo!!
where would you keep it?!
he's so small!!
Wendy: on my finger!
me: I'd be afraid of losing him!
Wendy: of course
me: of course!!!
Wendy: duh!
me: silly me!
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Carpinteria Hospitality
L: haha what's up with you and W?
this guy's address on his transcript is
xxx xxth street
lower right unit
hahahaha
me: hahaha!!
that's so weird!!
I'm gonna put that as my address
L: haha
me: middle unit, bottom floor
L: haha
black cat out front
guarding door
me: YESsssssssss!!
you really could find our house by locating Jinxy
He'll escort you right in and pour you a drink
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Missing a Finger from a Long Time Ago...But That Doesn't Matter
I think I found my man!!
W: haha
you're going to have to fight me for him
me: I FOUND HIM FIRST!!
hahahaah!!
W: actually i read that one yesterday and already responded to his post
me: then why is he emailing me?!
He's coming over tonight
I told him I like Chili's
W: what?!
fine
you can have him
me: I don't need your permission
W: yes you do
me: fine
thanks
W: you are welcome
let me know how it goes
Monday, November 2, 2009
PayBack
L: i'll get it later actually
went for a laffy taffy instead
oh well
haha
me: it's just as nutritious!!
L: haha
3 of them are?
me: yep
I'm having kisses
L: oh okay good
haha
me: I told Q that I lost my swords at madisons
she said it's ok cuz they didn't cost very much
but that I need to reimburse her for the aluminum
I said OK and threw a Kisses wrapper at her
and I said that she'd get her aluminum back
one kiss at at time
L: hahaha
that's a lot of kisses!
me: OH YEAH!! (Kool Aid man style)
L: hahaha
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