Thursday, October 29, 2009

Stupid Disney


    W:  interesting
do you know the names of all the princes
?
 me:  I only knew Prince Eric and Aladdin!
I guess the rest are Prince Charming?
 W:  I think there is only 1 prince charming
 me:  me?
 W:  yes, you are a prince
 me:  thanks!!

Raff Out Roud


me:  nice
Halloween is the EBST!
BETS
BEST!
 L:  haha
engrishhhhhh
 me:  ROR
 L:  haha

Snug Life


L:  you know what i just found!!!!!!!!!!!
that i forgot about!!!!!
in my drawer!!!!!!!
it's pretty amazing!!!!!!!
 me:  what?!
 L:  the SCOTCHMALLOW!!!!!!!
 me:  SCORE!!!!
 L:  yeah!!!!!!
:D
SNUGGIE
    me:  SNUG LIFE!!
I'm living it!!

Breakfast of Champions


L:  i want the reeses for breakfast!!!
i emailed them
 me:  do it!!
 L:  ahhhh!!!!!!
oatmeal first...
my tummy is going to hate me today
haha

Blood Dessert


K:  thanks for the cupcake!
i didn't need it
but it was good
 me:  hahaha!!
you got it!!
cupcakes aren't for needing
they're for wanting!!!
and you got stellar vampire teeth!
double score!

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Pirates of Mean Muggin


K:  how do u feel about the pirates of penzance?
at the lobero?
in a couple of weeks?
    me:  I LOVE Pirates of Penzance!!
It's so funny!
    K:  have u seen it already?
 me:  I've seen a video
     K:  it's $18
i think it's kind of short
maybe an hour?
 me:  that
sounds great!!
let's do it!
when is it?
 K:  around the 14th
that weekend
 me:  hmmm... I'm having a party at my house on sat the 14th
    K:  u should look it up
bc i don't have time :)
 me:  you shouldn't invite people to things if you don't have time to get all the facts
    K:  x-(
 me:  save it for Lara
 K:  save what?
 me:  your mean muggin
I don't have time
 K:  whatev
just shows how much you want to go
me:  Let's go on Sunday Nov 15
It's playing at 2 and 4:30
both of those times work for me
if we buy VIP tix for $25 there's a Pirate Party!!
 K:  but they end up being $28
 me:  why?
 K:  bc of the $3 they like to charge for each ticket
 me:  ooooh yeah
laaaaaaame
we'll skip the pirate party and have our own
we can get cupcakes!
 K:  yea!
 me:  :D
    K:  sunday it is then
 me:  YESssssssssss

Monday, October 26, 2009

Name Day


me:  for reals!
where are you getting cake from?
 K:  we have office bdays
and then later I get cake at home
and I had some for breakfast...
 me:  why do you have cake at home?!!
 K:  haha
becaaaaaaaaaaause it's my mom's name day
 me:  her WHAT?!!?
Today's my name day
gimme some cake!!
 K:  no it's not!
it's a bulgarian thing
like a saint's day
 me:  It's American too!
google it
and today's my day
 K:  haha you're so wrong
 me:  I get cake now?
how would you know?!
 K:  are you gonna share ur cake?
 me:  maybe a leetle beet
 K:  haha
cool, let me know when you get it
 me:  OK, it'll be right after you give it to me
K:  lol
you guys crack me up
mine's on nov 24th
i get cake and presents
it's just too bad ur american
ur missing out
 me:  nope
I'm bulgarian now
I converted
I looked it up and today's my name day
so cough up the goods!
 K:  it's not though haha
 me:  it is in America!!
 K:  lol
 me:  the day's change when you move to Pacific Standard time
 K:  oh how weird
 
 me:  not weird
Bulgarian
 K:  u keep changing all the rules!
 
 me:  hey
it's your world
I'm just living in it

Friday, October 23, 2009

Emo---ticon


K:  i need a fainting emoticon
 me:  ohno!!
how about:
;(o)----
Katerina?
are you OK?!
ANSWER ME!!
I'm so scurred!
 K:  haha
ok i like that
 me:  PHEW!!
 K's new status message - ;(o)----   1:25 PM
 K:  see?
 me:  HAHAHAH!!
that's funny
 K:  everyone else seems so upbeat
and talkative
 me:  really?
in your office
 K:  ya
 Sent at 1:27 PM on Friday
 me:  that's weird

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Fraud


 Sent at 3:21 PM on Wednesday
 L:  1 hr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
then it's time for the smack down
butt kicking
x-(
haha
 me:  whoa!!
you can't be stopped!
 L:  haha
 me:  take a big puff on your little red first
 L:  haha
 me:  then bust in with two fists up!
 L:  YEAH!
 me:  YEAH!!!
 L:  x-(
just like that!
suckas!
 me:  JUST like that

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Rainy day


Katerina:  
i have to go up to the post office
i'm gonna get soaked!
 me:  oh no!!
do you wanna borrow my umbrella
ella
ella
eh
eh
eh
under my um ber ella
 Katerina:  haha
i have one
 me:  ok
 Katerina:  but i don't want to get it wet
haha
 me:  WHAT!!?!
 Katerina:  but i will
 me:  GET OUTTA HERE!!
 Katerina:  i wiiiiiiiiiiiill
man, i should just shut up
 me:  ok

Paper Cut!


K:  i like it a lot!!
 me:  me too
I have H&M Sweater envy
    K:  awww
it's bc h&m is awesome
i just gave myself the most terrible paper cut
 me:  ohno!!
Ouch!!
Want some neosporin?
It might help
 K:  it's super deep
ok
 Sent at 1:34 PM on Tuesday
 K:  haha the bandaid is so tight...
i'm cutting off my circulation
i'm such a dork
    me:  OH K!!
     K:  :P

Friday, October 9, 2009

Snuggies and Slankets


L:  so i was all wound up when i got home
hahaha
 me:  me too
 L:  i couldn't fall asleep right away
 me:  I couldn't sleep
Aja was awake and watching TV
so I watched with her and played with Jinxy
 L:  yayyy
 me:  he loves me so much
 L:  beth's gone this whole weekend
for a wedding
 me:  OH NO!!
 L:  i bet he does!
 me:  what are you gonna do?!
 L:  she left yesterday
haha
i'll survive!!
 me:  :(
it's OK
we got plans
 Sent at 8:37 AM on Friday
 L:  HAHA
yerks!
 me:  I'm gonna sue!!
 L:  you should!!!
you need these!!
 L:  HAHA


Sneezes


L:  :)
bless you!
x10
 me:  gracias
I sneeze extra loud
 L:  haha
 me:  cuz i know you're the only one that will say
"Bless you"
 L:  awww really?
well i'm glad i can bless you
 me:  When Wendy is here she will but only once
 L:  kevin blesses my coughs and then doesn't know when i sneeze
 me:  then she tells me to cut it out!!
 L:  so you know
haha
you do too
for me
 me:  GOL!!
 L:  haha
wendy would say that!
 me:  that Kevin is in LA LA Land!!
 L:  he sure is!
24/7!
 me:  awww man!!
he deserves all of those rubber bands to the head
 L:  hahaha
yup!

Thursday, October 8, 2009

RubberBand WARS



 me:  will diane be here tomorrow too?
;)
 K:  yeeeeees, haha, lucky for me, otherwise I'd be toast!
 L haha
you know it!
that's okay
it's still going down
at some point
any moment
watch out for those bands....
muahaha
K:  I never knew Student Records was so vicious, all I have to say is: RETALIATION....just keep that word in mind when you decide to strike
 L just you wait
it's on

(He doesn't realize that we cut all of his rubber bands yesterday!!)


L:  that was a good run
haha
K:  for YOU guys maybe, I got scrumped...I'm gonna need a Diet Pepsi pretty soon to re-hydrate

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Drinking Problem


Katerina:  can u OD on tea?
 Sent at 11:50 AM on Wednesday
 me:  potentially
how much have you had?!
 K:  haha
way to go to lunch
I could be passed out by now
yesterday I had 4 kinds
today, 2 so far
and Monday I had 3
a couple of cups each
give or take
 me:  hahah!!
sorry
whoa!!
that's a lot!!
I think you have a drinking problem!!
I'm reading a good book on interventions
should I get one together
Steven can make more scones!!
 K:  won't that just encourage more tea?
 me:  oh yeah
bad idea
    K:  haha
i'm gonna go heat up some more water
 me:  whoa!!!
 K:  haha

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Kittens vs. Puppies


 me:  yup!Q
 L:  YEAH sit on the cat!!!!!!!!
 me:  HAHAH!!
I knew you'd like that!!
 L:  dumb cat
haha
 me:  he's just a kitten!!
 L:  so
haha
 me:  he's a little guy and doesn't know how to defend himself!!
 L:  full of evil allergies
 me:  That could just as easily be poor little Matthew!!
you're heart is a stone!!
 L:  and he's just a puppy
who doesn't know any better
my kind of puppy that sits on a cat
muahaha
 me:  HAHAHAH!!
pure evil!

 L:  ;)

Dinner


L:  guess what i had for dinner last night!!
 me:  hmmmm
BREADSTICKS?!
 L:  nooooooo
not those
what's one of my most favorite places to eat
 me:  carrots?
 L:  nooooooooooooooooo
 me:  I can only think of stick foods right now!!
I want a churro!
 L:  IN N OUT
 me:  OH YEAH!!
duh
I shoulda known!!