Boyfriends make you fat

me:  I'm going to the gym with Lara and Oscar tonight

 Steven:  gym buddies!! hahaha nice

 me:  YESsssssssss!

I used to have a gym buddy but she moved to moorpark and got fat

now she's back but cancelled her membership!

 Steven:  hahaha, that sucks

 me:  yup

she had a skinny BF that was always trying to put on weight for baseball

so when they went out to eat

she would always keep up with him

Boyfriends are deadly

 Steven:  HAHAHA, thats freaking hilarious

BF's make you fat!!

that's the conclusion!

 me:  they sure do!

 Steven:  you need a BF abbey

 me:  NO WAY!!

 Steven:  yes way

 me:  weren't you listening to what I just told you!!

you're crazy!!

 Steven:  jeez, my bad, I'll listen better next time