We're #1--Sorta

me:  All those midwest farming states that noone lives in rank the highest

well, DUH!!

Cali's #1 for being such a huge state!

 L:  haha yeah!!!

it was funny that nebraska had a good number of HS graduates

there's nothing out there!

that's why!

haha

they want to get out of there

this kid just told Q

"that sucks beyond recognition"

about his score of 3 not working

SUCKA!

 me:  HAHAH!!

I'll recognize the suckiness

 L:  haha

 me:  Vermont's #1?!!?

How anti-climactic

 L:  yeah what the what!

i know!

those new england states were high up there

and i was surprised that hawaii didnt have a lot of obesity with the stuff they eat

 me:  I thought that too!!

all that spam must be good for you!

what is spam made of anyhow?

I'm gonna google it

 L:  hahaha

 Sent at 11:11 AM on Thursday

 me:  it's chopped pork shoulder meat

you know what ham is?!

 L:  ewwwww

oh man

what

pig butt?

 me:  pig butt and thigh!!

 L:  EWW

 me:  I'd rather eat the shoulder!!

 L:  haha i was just joking when i asked!

 me:  my bad

 L:  yuck

i don't really eat ham

 me:  I do!

 L:  rarely

 me:  lots of it!!

 L:  you're eating his booty!!!!!!!

 me:  I'm a butt eater!!

 L:  ewwwwww

 me:  almost!!

 L:  COL

 me:  SOL!

 L:  you don't know how clean it is!

you're gonna die!

 me:  I won't die!

 L:  

 me:  someone wrote on yahoo answers

I'm guessing - SPit and hAM?

 L:  hahaha

you're eating his butt 

 me:  it's goooooood

Don't Talk About Work at Work

 me:  the awkward hug one is funny too

I like the "let's-get-this-over-with-" hug

I'm still going through the healthiest states thing!!

hahaha!!

I gotta see who's #1!

ramses

is #1

his arms

are #1

his muscles

are #1

 L:  haha

hahaha

 me:  ramses

is #1

 L:  incarnaciooooooooooooooooooooon

 Sent at 10:29 AM on Thursday

United States of Death

L:  http://www.comcast.net/slideshow/news-healthystates/

 Sent at 8:56 AM on Thursday

 me:  DANG!  All of the southern states are going down!!

what's the deal?!

 L:  haha i know!

all those grits

we're 23

 me:  It's funny how the pic representing the state is so beautiful but then the caption says "death, death, death"

don't give it away!!

I haven't finished yet!!

 L:  haha yeah!

oops!

 me:  ;(

theoatmeal.com

  me:  http://theoatmeal.com/comics/pets_war

 Steven:  oh my gosh I was ten seconds away from loading that one

 me:  great minds think alike!

 Steven:  indeed, if I get a dog I will disguise him as a panzer tank for halloween next year

 me:  HAHAH!!

I'm thinking about sending LBJ around with grenades

just for the high fives

 Steven:  hahaha, I love how the hamster wheel is added to the fifty cal

 me:  it's ingenious!

HAMSTERS ARE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!

http://awkwardworkouts.com/

 Steven:  I can take on 36 baboons in a baboon fight

 me:  send me that one!!

 Steven:  http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/baboon_dildo

 Sent at 10:21 AM on Thursday

 me:  45!!!

booYA!

 Steven:  very nice

 Sent at 10:23 AM on Thursday

 Steven:  http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/sun_surface

the pterodactyl is still my favorite

 me:  1.4 seconds!!

 Steven:  I am the motherf*cking Pterodactyl here to Ptero you a new asshole

LOL

ROR

nice

beat ya, 2 secs

 Sent at 10:25 AM on Thursday

 me:  laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

Lessons Not Learned

L:  earlier kevin got all the hole puncher paper pieces all over the floor and vacuumed... and just now he had the vacuum out again and in a different spot it was all over haha and he was like "it's broken...." haha it looks like confetti

 Sent at 1:57 PM on Wednesday

 me:  I saw that!!

HAHAAH!!

 L:  COL

 me:  When I came back from Admissions there was a big mess on the floor of hole punches!

I said "what happened?"

and he said "fiesta!"

 L:  hahaha

Toot Toot, Beep Beep

Steven:  just sent you a picture, can we do that to the turkey you're making for thanksgiving?

 me:  HAHAAH!! That's hilarious!!

How would that work?!

 Steven:  you cook it for like three hours or something, I bet just about an hour and a half into it you put a little paper bikini on it so it doesn't tan as much

 me:  how do you know that?!

you're all invested

 Steven:  I just guessed, it doesn't take a scientist, even though I am one

 me:  wow

Warm Thoughts in the Morning

me:  L said it's so cold!

I told her we'd send her warm thoughts.

 K:  aww

yea

 me:  SO DO IT!!

 K:  where is she?!

 me:  nyc!

she got there at 5:45am!!

 K:  i meaaan

how'd she tell u

 me:  text msg

I don't think they have that in Bulgaria

so you wouldn't know what that is

but it's pretty great for when you can't talk on the phone

but still want to tell someone something

you should google it

 K:  

actually they DO

they're just not stupid and don't charge for INCOMING TEXTS

 me:  well

here in the good old US of A

we're a little more capitalistic in our enterprises

that's what makes our nation so great

 Sent at 9:37 AM on Thursday

 K:  ::roooooooooooooolls eyes::

oops, they got stuck

 me:  HAHAHAH!!

you're eyes got stuck?!