Toot Toot, Beep Beep

Steven:  just sent you a picture, can we do that to the turkey you're making for thanksgiving?

 me:  HAHAAH!! That's hilarious!!

How would that work?!

 Steven:  you cook it for like three hours or something, I bet just about an hour and a half into it you put a little paper bikini on it so it doesn't tan as much

 me:  how do you know that?!

you're all invested

 Steven:  I just guessed, it doesn't take a scientist, even though I am one

 me:  wow