Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Bottoms up


L:   B is here
 me:  noooooooooooooooooo
warn Q!!

 Q:  blech!
 me:  does it leave a bad taste in your mouth?
like pennies?
 Q:  precisely

L:  haha
he just left
 me:  oh good
I thought a black cloud just up and left...

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Arnold Palmer's


K:  i'm so sleeeeeepy
    me:  me too
we just drank frozen alnerd palmers
they were gooood
and L and I walked to the post office
it's so hot!!
 K:  frozen what?
it really is
 me:  alnerd palmer's
it's half iced tea
and half lemonade
sooo gooood
 K:  sounds odd
     me:  said the bulgarian

Friday, September 18, 2009

Look behind you


me:  YESsssssss!
I was gonna say Kevin next
but he's right across from you and still doesn't talk
 L:  haha yup
oh man
earlier
i was gchatting with him
and he asked me how to do the emoticons
 me:  wow
 L:  and i said
out loud "look at the right corner" and he looked down at his keyboard
  L:  and i said "no look at the gchat box corner" and he looked up and was like OHHHHH
HAHA
me:  doh!
 L:  he was looking at the keyboard for the emoticons
HAHA
 me:  HAHAH!!
You should gchat to him
and say "look behind you"
and then laugh when he does!!
 L:  hahaha
i'm gonna!!!
he's looking
 me:  HAHAHA!!
you're so mean!!
did he get it?
 L:  he heard you laughing!!!
haha i said you told me to do it
hahahaha
 me:  WHAT?!?!
 L:  he looked for awhile
 me:  traitor!
HAHAH!!
 L:  Kevin:  you guys are about 5 seconds away from getting aikido'd
 me:  what a dork!!
 L:  hahaha
i told him i'll use my tai kwan do
back at him
 me:  Tell him you'll be forced to protect yourself with the bug zapper!
 L:  haha

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Nano Jewelry


Steven:  Wow, I was just in a high power meeting, kinda like the titans of the science community really hacking out what physics is doing in our technology, I was actually able to contribute two of my experiments
 me:  that's so cool!!
you're like a robot!
but fun to hang out with!
 Steven:  HAHAHA, thats awesome
it was pretty cool to see it play out, sorta the nexus of physics, chemistry and nanotechnology
 me:  blah blah blah
 Steven:  it was cool, I'm not kidding you
 me:  I don't speak dork!
;)
  Steven:  you will in twenty years when you see the kinda stuff were coming up with, check this out!!
 me:  Are you gonna make me one of those?
It has to be hot pink
not that moldy green color
 Steven:  jeez Abbey, didnt you see, fast forward to 5:28 minutes into it
I mean 5:15
 me:  with the wallpaper?
that's only as a wrist band!
 Steven:  jeez, work with me here!! expand your mind!! hot pink it is! Now do you see why it takes 40 yrs before technology comes out
cause the consumer demands hot pink when we're harvesting the technology of the universe
they just care if it's hot pink!! :)
LOL
 me:  pretty much
duh
they already have this technology!!
 Steven:  thats funny, oh my Gosh!!
Ya killing me smalls
 me:  you're so far behind!!
that was like mid 80's too!!
 Steven:  I should just pack up and go home!
 me:  pretty much

Charming Yerks


L:  i told oscar on facebook chat about in n out last night
that they can come
but we're going right after work :)
 me:  egg-cellent
   I think Oscar's marking everything as "Get back to Work" on our blog!!
 L:  and I'm not sharing for sure that day haha
 me:  yerk
 L:  he is a yerk!!!
he was giving me a hard time about my cankers
and working out
AND my so called baby guitar
 me:  what?!
 L:  GRRR
yeah!
 me:  HAHAHA!!
 L:  your friends are picking on me
haha
 me:  HAHAH!!
 L:  steven is the only nice one
at the moment!!!
 me:  yep
nope
Steven in ALWAYS the nice one
they pick on me all the time too
 L:  grrrrr
haha
 me:  I guess it's part of their charm
??
 L:  HAAAhaha
suuuure
well i've been marking everything as pay raise
she he can take that
x-(
so he*
 me:  YEAH!
take that she he Oscar!!
 L:  hahaha

Movie Goer's


L:  Bob said i could go at 330 :-/
i'm staying!! haha
  K:  awwww
so that's why he came to ask
if he needed to insure you
lol
 L:  HAHA he did?!
hahaha
K:  yup
lol
 L:  that's funny!!!
haha he just came over and told me!!!!
he said he's not sure he trusts you with one of his staff members:-o
driving!!!
 K:  he's so mean!!!!
as long as u trust me, that's all that matters
L:  i don't know, he doesn't seem to....
 K:  well then u can just WALK to the movie
 L:  HAHA
just kidding!! :)

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

I am so smrt


Steven:  pretty much I was a good cheater, if you could bend the system I bent it!
not proud, just saying
the stuff we get away with as kids!!
 me:  wow!!
way to cheat yourself out of all that knowledge you paid for
 Steven:  I know, I thought i was so smart! S-M-R-T
 me:  is that like brr?
 Steven:  no, its a homer quote
he sings it
 me:  HAHAHAH!!
really?!
HAHAH!!
I love that guy!!
 Steven:  "I am so smart la la la S-M-R-T
 me:  At first I thought you were talking about The Iliad Homer
but then I re-read what you wrote and realized!!
 Steven:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhrfhjLd9e4
The Simpsons - I Am So Smart
here you go
 me:  HAHAHAH!!
I love it!!
that's actually something I would sing!!
 Steven:  hahah, I thought you would
me:  but I wouldn't burn anything!!
I always sing dumb songs to myself!!
 Steven:  burning is for boys
 me:  sometimes i get caught
and I'm so embarassed
 Steven:  HAHAHA
 me:  I especially like to sing songs about Little Baby Jesus
 Steven:  really
 about him not to him
 me:  both
 Steven:  gotta get that on youtube, I'll talk to Kevin and Oscar, we can make this happen
 me:  what?
 Steven:  make you famous Abbey, maybe even get you a BF
 me:  you're the worst!!
 Steven:  LOL
 me:  GET TO WORK!