Kevin Konfusion

me:  This morning I heard you say "Where's Abbey"

or something like that

and i thought it was Kevin

 r:  oh hahah no

i did

but not kevin

he is not here

 me:  so I emailed him and said "DON'T TALK ABOUT ME! you've been warned"

 r:  wow nice

 me:  I realized that afterward!!

HAHAHA!!

I emailed him again afterwards

and I told him to forward the email to you

He'll be so confused on Monday!!

Presents

K:  i forgot ur present

 me:  OH NO!!!

WHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!??!?!

 K:  i worked on it really hard too!!

bc i was in a hurry

 me:  ohno!

I'm so upset

why did ou tell me

you should've kept it to yourself

now I won't be able to sleep all weekend!

Don't Do It

L:  mhmmm!

sue brought those super sugary cookies!!!

from vons

mmmmmmm

 me:  OH NO!!

I may need to go get one...

 L:  with the pink icing....

 me:  EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Don't tell me!!

 Sent at 9:51 AM on Friday

 L:  and sprinkles...

 me:  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 L:  yes you are right, that's what they will make you do

Penguin Hands Make for Angry Friends

 K:  can i show u how cold my hands are
 L:  haha no!!!
i believe you!
i'm cold you'll make me colder

K:  haha
fiiiiine

Aldiction

L:  so

i have an addiction...

while i was at home online

i bought something

...

 me:  que?

 L:  can you guess what??

 me:  shoes from aldo?

 L:  yes!!!

AHHHHH

i almost bought TWO pairs

 me:  I don't see a problem...

 L:  but then i took one out

 me:  see that

s willpower

Cat Food + Mallows = Lucky Charms

http://graphjam.com/2009/11/25/funny-graphs-lucky-charms/

 A:  hahaah!!

so true

ROR!

 L:  haha

 A:  CAT FOOD!!!

 L:  it's true!!!!!

 A:  I lerve lucky charms!!

 L:  there aren't enough mallows 

ever!!!

i eat the cat food first

 A:  that's true

 L:  then save the mallows

for after

because there's too much cat food

 A:  I would mix the cat food with the mallows to make the cat food less bad

 L:  i tried that

but there's too much soggy cat food by the end of it

 A:  works for me

 L:  mixed in

it's nice it works for you

i'll stick to my spoonfuls of mallows at the end of the bowl

mmmm

;()

 A:  I like the slimy feeling the mallows get

it's gooood

L:  so gooooooooood

Kong Donkey Like On It's

L:  you're awfully quiet over there

...

 Sent at 3:30 PM on Wednesday

 K:  hehheh, yeah trying to finish a project that D gave me which involves finding this e-file that is completely lost or mis-labeled...insane!  that and a bunch of people keep emailing me, hehheh....that and I am planning my next attack...muaha ha!!

 L:  oh that doesn't sound fun

next attack eh?

i'll be practicing at home my ninja reflexes

so watch out

 Sent at 3:35 PM on Wednesday

 K:  yeah I'm scared you you crazy ninja assassin!!!!  hehheh

 L:  buahahahaha

your akido

has got

nothing

on me!

booyah!

 K:  ooooh daaaang...it's on like donkey on now...

I mean donkey kong

 L:  ummm

HAHA

now i'm REALLY scared

 K:  you SHOULD be!!!!

 L:  FAIL