Winter Olympics

Q:  i hope this year is as good as last time...those Chinese know how to throw an artistic opening night!

 me:  they sure do!!

 Q:  I don't know about those Canadians...I hope they do something more than just parade around Mounties

 me:  ME TOO!!

 Q:  unless they are hot mounties 

 me:  not likely

have you SEEN the Canadian?!

 Q:  who is "the Canadian"?

haha

 me:  the Canadian people

not known for attractiveness

not like us...

 Q:  you're right. keanu reeves is canadian

nothing much there

 me:  yep

told ya

 Q:  trivia fact #2: so is jim carrey

 me:  and Neil Young

 Q:  and bryan adams

 me:  and Alanis Morrisette

Q:  and avril lavine

 me:  and Shania Twain

 Q:  what do they do up there? just sing?

 me:  I guess so!!

Steven from the 80's

   me:  got it

that sounds fun!!

volleyball?!

so 80's

Steven:  well they do call me iceman!! (80's top gun reference)

 me:  only cuz you're so white!

HAHAHA!!

just kidding!!

you're just super 80's

 Steven:  HAHAH

 me:  it's the hair

you need a bomber jacket

and aviators

 Steven:  I would love a bomber jacket

 me:  they're pretty bad a$$

When You Assume, you make an Ass of U and a Mexican

r:  que haces amiga? hablas espanol

 me:  no

 r:  porque

 me:  solo hablo ingles

did I say that right?

 r:  hahaa

isnt ur last name spanish?

 me:  EYE talian

 r:  oh nice! so u know italian

 me:  nope

Carroll sounds like a nice Norwegian name

do you speak Norwege?

...

r:  are u full italian?

 me:  nope

none italian

 r:  haha waht? u just said

 me:  I said my last name is Italian

you assumed the rest

HAHAHAHAH!!

 r:  so then what are u

 me:  mexi to the max

or American

...

me:  don't worry aboot it

(I'm Canadian too)

 r:  ok me too

 me:  ROR!!

 r:  HUH?

 me:  Raff out Roud

 r:  aha wow

 me:  (I'm asian too)

 r:  nice

im black too

 me:  WHAT!?!?

that's so racist!

 r:  what? im speaking the truth

 me:  oic

 r:  psych

 me:  HAHAHAHAHAH!!

Profession

 r:  hey you there?

 me:  my bad

I was talking to Silvia

 r:  what do you even do for your job

 me:  DON'T QUESTION ME!!

HAHAHAH!!

Kevin Konfusion

me:  This morning I heard you say "Where's Abbey"

or something like that

and i thought it was Kevin

 r:  oh hahah no

i did

but not kevin

he is not here

 me:  so I emailed him and said "DON'T TALK ABOUT ME! you've been warned"

 r:  wow nice

 me:  I realized that afterward!!

HAHAHA!!

I emailed him again afterwards

and I told him to forward the email to you

He'll be so confused on Monday!!

Presents

K:  i forgot ur present

 me:  OH NO!!!

WHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!??!?!

 K:  i worked on it really hard too!!

bc i was in a hurry

 me:  ohno!

I'm so upset

why did ou tell me

you should've kept it to yourself

now I won't be able to sleep all weekend!

Don't Do It

L:  mhmmm!

sue brought those super sugary cookies!!!

from vons

mmmmmmm

 me:  OH NO!!

I may need to go get one...

 L:  with the pink icing....

 me:  EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Don't tell me!!

 Sent at 9:51 AM on Friday

 L:  and sprinkles...

 me:  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 L:  yes you are right, that's what they will make you do

Penguin Hands Make for Angry Friends

 K:  can i show u how cold my hands are
 L:  haha no!!!
i believe you!
i'm cold you'll make me colder

K:  haha
fiiiiine

Aldiction

L:  so

i have an addiction...

while i was at home online

i bought something

...

 me:  que?

 L:  can you guess what??

 me:  shoes from aldo?

 L:  yes!!!

AHHHHH

i almost bought TWO pairs

 me:  I don't see a problem...

 L:  but then i took one out

 me:  see that

s willpower