L: B is here
me: noooooooooooooo
warn Q!!
Q: blech!
me: does it leave a bad taste in your mouth?
like pennies?
Q: precisely
L: haha
he just left
me: oh good
I thought a black cloud just up and left...
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Arnold Palmer's
K: i'm so sleeeeeepy
me: me too
we just drank frozen alnerd palmers
they were gooood
and L and I walked to the post office
it's so hot!!
K: frozen what?
it really is
me: alnerd palmer's
it's half iced tea
and half lemonade
sooo gooood
K: sounds odd
me: said the bulgarian
Friday, September 18, 2009
Look behind you
me: YESsssssss!
I was gonna say Kevin next
but he's right across from you and still doesn't talk
L: haha yup
oh man
earlier
i was gchatting with him
and he asked me how to do the emoticons
me: wow
L: and i said
out loud "look at the right corner" and he looked down at his keyboard
L: and i said "no look at the gchat box corner" and he looked up and was like OHHHHH
HAHA
me: doh!
L: he was looking at the keyboard for the emoticons
HAHA
me: HAHAH!!
You should gchat to him
and say "look behind you"
and then laugh when he does!!
L: hahaha
i'm gonna!!!
he's looking
me: HAHAHA!!
you're so mean!!
did he get it?
L: he heard you laughing!!!
haha i said you told me to do it
hahahaha
me: WHAT?!?!
L: he looked for awhile
me: traitor!
HAHAH!!
L: Kevin: you guys are about 5 seconds away from getting aikido'd
me: what a dork!!
L: hahaha
i told him i'll use my tai kwan do
back at him
me: Tell him you'll be forced to protect yourself with the bug zapper!
L: haha
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Nano Jewelry
Steven: Wow, I was just in a high power meeting, kinda like the titans of the science community really hacking out what physics is doing in our technology, I was actually able to contribute two of my experiments
me: that's so cool!!
you're like a robot!
but fun to hang out with!
Steven: HAHAHA, thats awesome
it was pretty cool to see it play out, sorta the nexus of physics, chemistry and nanotechnology
me: blah blah blah
Steven: it was cool, I'm not kidding you
me: I don't speak dork!
Steven: you will in twenty years when you see the kinda stuff were coming up with, check this out!!
me: Are you gonna make me one of those?
It has to be hot pink
not that moldy green color
Steven: jeez Abbey, didnt you see, fast forward to 5:28 minutes into it
I mean 5:15
me: with the wallpaper?
that's only as a wrist band!
Steven: jeez, work with me here!! expand your mind!! hot pink it is! Now do you see why it takes 40 yrs before technology comes out
cause the consumer demands hot pink when we're harvesting the technology of the universe
they just care if it's hot pink!!
LOL
me: pretty much
duh
they already have this technology!!
Steven: thats funny, oh my Gosh!!
Ya killing me smalls
me: you're so far behind!!
that was like mid 80's too!!
Steven: I should just pack up and go home!
me: pretty much
Charming Yerks
L: i told oscar on facebook chat about in n out last night
that they can come
but we're going right after work
me: egg-cellent
I think Oscar's marking everything as "Get back to Work" on our blog!!
L: and I'm not sharing for sure that day haha
me: yerk
L: he is a yerk!!!
he was giving me a hard time about my cankers
and working out
AND my so called baby guitar
me: what?!
L: GRRR
yeah!
me: HAHAHA!!
L: your friends are picking on me
haha
me: HAHAH!!
L: steven is the only nice one
at the moment!!!
me: yep
nope
Steven in ALWAYS the nice one
they pick on me all the time too
L: grrrrr
haha
me: I guess it's part of their charm
??
L: HAAAhaha
suuuure
well i've been marking everything as pay raise
she he can take that
so he*
me: YEAH!
take that she he Oscar!!
L: hahaha
Movie Goer's
L: Bob said i could go at 330
i'm staying!! haha
K: awwww
so that's why he came to ask
if he needed to insure you
lol
L: HAHA he did?!
hahaha
K: yup
lol
L: that's funny!!!
haha he just came over and told me!!!!
he said he's not sure he trusts you with one of his staff members
driving!!!
K: he's so mean!!!!
as long as u trust me, that's all that matters
L: i don't know, he doesn't seem to....
K: well then u can just WALK to the movie
L: HAHA
just kidding!!
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
I am so smrt
Steven: pretty much I was a good cheater, if you could bend the system I bent it!
not proud, just saying
the stuff we get away with as kids!!
me: wow!!
way to cheat yourself out of all that knowledge you paid for
Steven: I know, I thought i was so smart! S-M-R-T
me: is that like brr?
Steven: no, its a homer quote
he sings it
me: HAHAHAH!!
really?!
HAHAH!!
I love that guy!!
Steven: "I am so smart la la la S-M-R-T
me: At first I thought you were talking about The Iliad Homer
but then I re-read what you wrote and realized!!
here you go
me: HAHAHAH!!
I love it!!
that's actually something I would sing!!
Steven: hahah, I thought you would
me: but I wouldn't burn anything!!
I always sing dumb songs to myself!!
Steven: burning is for boys
me: sometimes i get caught
and I'm so embarassed
Steven: HAHAHA
me: I especially like to sing songs about Little Baby Jesus
Steven: really
about him not to him
me: both
Steven: gotta get that on youtube, I'll talk to Kevin and Oscar, we can make this happen
me: what?
Steven: make you famous Abbey, maybe even get you a BF
me: you're the worst!!
Steven: LOL
me: GET TO WORK!
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Tramp Lamp
I want this one!!
L: hahaha
that's more you
me: aren't they cute?!
L: how did you even come across those?
me: I want to find a fun lamp for my room
L: they're cute
once i realized they were lamps
and not shirts
haha
me: but I plan on wearing it too!
L: hahaha
no you don't!
me: HAHAH!!
me: I wanted a fun chandelier
L: haha
me: but the corsets are cheaper!!
L: you're going to have a fun room!
me: I hope so!
I'm fun!
L: maybe i'll come over
me: But it's still $100!
L: if it is
haha
me: HAHAH!!
L: ouch
me: yip
L: but
it's an investment
something you'll use everyday
me: You're the best!!
L: and you're saving on rent anyway
me: you crack me up!!
L: this is how i justify things
haha
me: me to
and then I get in TROUBLE!
L: it's almost christmas
it can be a christmas present to yourself
haha
me: oh man!
L: you deserve it!
me: you are bad for BUSINESS!
Ten minutes later
me: I'm so excited!! I can't wait til it gets here!!
Monday, September 14, 2009
How you know
me: NEVER!
YES IT IS!!
L: no it's not!!!
me: YES IT IS!!
L:
me: you see how my letters are bigger than yours?
that's how we know that I'm right
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Carpinteria
K: that's good
but you'll be so far away!!
me: you'll have to come over some time and we can hang out!!
no way!
It's not even that far!
K: yea it is!
if you forget your sweater it's not like you can just go
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Boyfriends make you fat
me: I'm going to the gym with Lara and Oscar tonight
Steven: gym buddies!! hahaha nice
me: YESsssssssss!
I used to have a gym buddy but she moved to moorpark and got fat
now she's back but cancelled her membership!
Steven: hahaha, that sucks
me: yup
she had a skinny BF that was always trying to put on weight for baseball
so when they went out to eat
she would always keep up with him
Boyfriends are deadly
Steven: HAHAHA, thats freaking hilarious
BF's make you fat!!
that's the conclusion!
me: they sure do!
Steven: you need a BF abbey
me: NO WAY!!
Steven: yes way
me: weren't you listening to what I just told you!!
you're crazy!!
Steven: jeez, my bad, I'll listen better next time
K Friends
K: what did you get?!
me: a big
fat
cookie sandwich
what did you get?
K: an emailed ice cream cone!!
me: HAHAHAH!!
Bob just showed me the pic!!
You guys are hilarious!
K: he's mean!
me: Have you heard of that movie 9?
K: no
K: can't
me: why?
K: i'm having dinner w/my K friends
me: your K friends?
what are we?
J friends?
K: lol
all our names start w/ks
me: like whom?
K: like me
me: and?
Sent at 4:05 PM on Wednesday
me: so you just take yourself out to dinner?
Monday, September 7, 2009
Sick Day?
L: haha
are steven and kevin coming?
me: Kevin is with Oscar
haven't heard from Steven since he told me he's sick
L: oooh
me: so I'm gonna say no
L: poor guy
me: yeah
L: sick on his day off!!
me: I bet he was making out with Q this weekend!
BIG MISTAKE!
L: haha ewww
me: So now I know what you really think about Steven
...or Q
L: whaaaat
i'd say that if you said that about anyone
i don't want to hear about kids making out!
haha
me: HAHAHA!!
Wendy just texted that she'll bring a doctor's note!
L: hahaha
me: At least she's not missing out on a day off
Maybe she was making out with...
nevermind
L: haha
Friday, September 4, 2009
Bucket o' Fun
L: beth found a big red bucket at SBHS and brought it home
for our next BBQ
hahaha
me: or a Rock n Roll from Q's
L: to put in ice in with drinks
me: I saw that!!
L: hahaha
me: Katerina said "what's that?!"
and i told her it's for a keg
L: she said it was just laying around
so it's ours now
HAHA
me: YESsssssssssss!
score!
I had a purple one in college!!
HAHAAH!!
L: haha nice!!!
for our next BBQ
hahaha
me: or a Rock n Roll from Q's
L: to put in ice in with drinks
me: I saw that!!
L: hahaha
me: Katerina said "what's that?!"
and i told her it's for a keg
L: she said it was just laying around
so it's ours now
HAHA
me: YESsssssssssss!
score!
I had a purple one in college!!
HAHAAH!!
L: haha nice!!!
Sick Day
L: i'm going to watch the office again!
on Q's comp!!!!!
me: HAHAAHAH!
you love it when Q takes sick days!!
L: YESSssssss
me: HAHAH!
L: hahaha
me: What do you do when I'm sick?!?
L: wrong time to say YESssss
!!!!!
me: HAHAHA!
L: i'm BORED
all day long
when you're sick!!!
you know that!
me: awwwwww
me too
it sucks!
Poor Q!
L: yeah!
on Q's comp!!!!!
me: HAHAAHAH!
you love it when Q takes sick days!!
L: YESSssssss
me: HAHAH!
L: hahaha
me: What do you do when I'm sick?!?
L: wrong time to say YESssss
!!!!!
me: HAHAHA!
L: i'm BORED
all day long
when you're sick!!!
you know that!
me: awwwwww
me too
it sucks!
Poor Q!
L: yeah!
The Humans Are Dead
Steven: you're awesome Abbey!! I'm taking notes again,
me: HAHAHA!
oh good!
you crack me up with your notes
Steven: please tell me if its lame like Gabe's robot sound
I'll come up with something new
me: HAHAH!!
it's nothing at ALL like Gabe's robot thing!!
Steven: hahaha, well good
me: you're so much cooler than Gabe
Steven: hahaha, wow, thanks a bunch
me: well, don't be too impressed
it's not that hard to be way cooler than Gabe...
Steven: HAHAH aah! burn away Abbey burn away!
me: HAHAH!
me: HAHAHA!
oh good!
you crack me up with your notes
Steven: please tell me if its lame like Gabe's robot sound
I'll come up with something new
me: HAHAH!!
it's nothing at ALL like Gabe's robot thing!!
Steven: hahaha, well good
me: you're so much cooler than Gabe
Steven: hahaha, wow, thanks a bunch
me: well, don't be too impressed
it's not that hard to be way cooler than Gabe...
Steven: HAHAH aah! burn away Abbey burn away!
me: HAHAH!
That's Not My Name
K: i love it when people try to be nice and to show that they're nice and that they know me they try to use my name and then they call me katrina
me: HAHAHA!
People call me Gabby
or Debbie
one person called me Karen
I was ticked
K: lol
i still remember when i called Wendy Brooke
me: HAHAHA!!
When was that?!!
K: i still think that should be her name
a while ago
me: She could be a Brooke
I see it
K: lol
Thursday, September 3, 2009
The Smell of Mediocrity
me: yeah!
like wendy!
have you smelled the new fragrance at bath and body works?
It's called "PS I love you"
L: i don't think so
do you love it?
me: it's OK
"PS you're aight"
L: haha
like wendy!
have you smelled the new fragrance at bath and body works?
It's called "PS I love you"
L: i don't think so
do you love it?
me: it's OK
"PS you're aight"
L: haha
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