Lunch surprise

me: I had a boogie right on the rim of my nose and no one told me!!

Sent at 1:02 PM on Monday

L: i didn't notice!

me: I removed it prior to your lunching as not to disgust you

L: thank you

me: you got it

Black Sheep Pizza

K: i was just gonna say you should be back already

what'd u bring me?!

L: pizza!!

K: what kind?!

L: good kind!!

K: haha

L: we do have 5 pieces or so extra

if you want some

K: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

i havnt had lunch yet

L: and Q made homemade cookies

K: well

you didn't tell me what kind

and i wouldn't want to intrude

as WE WERE NOT INVITED

L: what?!

K: even though we're his DAUGHTERS

L: haha

hahaha

black sheep

K: i've never had that kind...

What Steven Can Do With His Cheeseburgers

me: what you talking bout willis?

friends laugh together

L: la la la la

me: pop and lock together

L: errr eeee ooo aaaa

Steven: this is too funny

K:

Steven:

me:

L:

Steven: that one looks just like you abbey

me: the poop!?!?!

YOU'RE SO MEAN!!

Steven: no, the one before but that is funny

me: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID I LOOK LIKE POOP!!

THE PIG?!?!

L: hahahaaaa

me: YOU'RE SO MEAN!!

L: steven you're in for it now!

me: YOU JUST CALLED ME A PIG!!

Steven: oh look at the time

me: ARGH!!!

K: lol

Steven: I couldnt tell its a pig, its a cute pig like Babe

me: YOU'RE OUT OF THE ALLIANCE!!

L: FAIL

FAIL

K: what alliance?!

L: FAIL

me: NOT NOW K!

Steven: hey I gave you five cheeseburgers!! WIN!

me: You know what you can do with your cheeseburgers?!

Steven: lol

eat them right!

me: Give them to L cuz she doesn't share!!

L: hahaha

Things We Love

L has joined.

Steven: she loves whiskey

L: I DO!

me: HAHAHA!!

good timing

L: haha that was perfect

me: and running over mexicans

Steven: hahaha, I mean Katerina

L:

haha

me: oic

Steven: ok, you can have some too

Settings

Steven: how do you do the I'm-so-important-and-busy-I-cant-do-the-gchat thing?

oh, there it is

Watermelon

me: YOU FORGOT THE WATERMELON!!

we could be snacking on that right now!!

L: I can't find it!

me: WHAT?!?!

How the heck do you LOSE a watermelon!?!?

It was right on the counter when i left last night

L: you google it

SATC movie date!

haha i didn't lose the WATERMELON

hahaha

me: ohhh

I thought you meant the watermelon

L: hahaaa

me: May 28, 2010

L: YESsssss

where'd you find it?

me: IMDB

I just googled Sex and the City 2

Food Journal

me: where were you?

I missed you so much!

I have to keep a food journal for my class!

I'm so bad at those

I also have to set three goals

what are my goals?!

L: hahaha

I was filing away!

we had to keep a food journal for our exercise session

I did for 2 weeks then stopped!

I can't tell you your goals

me: TELL ME!

just 2 weeks?!

Did you get busted?

L: I think she forgot she had us do it

we were supposed to meet with her a separate time and go through it but never did

but that's okay

haha

mine had chocolate on there pretty much everyday

me: HAHAH!!

YESssssssssssss

as will mine

L: hahaa

Webbed Fingers

K: i forgot to put on medicine!

me: OH NO!!

Your hands are gonna fall off!!

K: that's what Adam said

you two seem to say similar things a lot

lol

me: then it must be true

we are very wise

K: if u say sooooo

have a good morning!

me: I say so!

You too!

Pissy Pants

L: geez

i'm talking to all these pissy pants today

on the phone

with attitudes

me: ohno!!

L:

me: I hate pissy pants!!

L: yerks!

Baby Dance

L: i can't believe i really committed to chaperoning a dance

here

haha

me: SUCKA!

L: ahhh!!!

me: now you've done it!

L: L: I just made an appt for Q with this girl

and she goes "i'm babysitting today, is it okay if i have a one year old with me"

...

me: HAHAH!!

tell her to leave the baby in the car

L: hahaha

me: but crack the window

L: so mean!

Nom Nom Nom

L: nom nom nom

im hungry!

and ready!

haha

Sent at 11:02 AM on Monday

me: you're gonna nom nom nom your way through the day

right?

L: haha

definitely!

like little baby jesus

me: yes!!!

HAHAHA!!

that's what he does!!

L: too bad i don't have a fun mansion to do it in!

me: yeah

too bad

except he chews up his mansion too

L: hahaha

me: youbetter not chew up the office

L: what if i do?

me: well

L: just pour some magic shell on it

me: keep it limited to Q's area

L: nom nom

me: HAHAH!!

L: hahaha

me: magic shell is the best!!

L: it is!!!

i can't wait for s'mores!!!!!

hahaha

me: I like it on teriyaki beek jerky

L: ewww

me: I mean beef yerky

L: haha

me: no one eat beek anymore

L: what??

Mental Absence equals...

Our boss sent this policy from an instructor in response to campus-wide wi-fi:

ATTENDANCE: Your attendance is expected. . . .

. . . . You need to be present mentally as well as physically. If you bring a laptop to class it should only be used for taking notes pertinent to the class discussion. If you check your email, browse the web, play games, update your Facebook status, text or tweet friends, or work on stuff for other classes, your mental absence will be counted as an absence.

...

L: I like how a 'mental absence' will be counted as a regular absence!

...

Boss: I better not invoke that policy around here!

BURN!!

Dogs

L: you were trying to scare me with barb's dog earlier

that's not very nice

telling me there's a big black dog out there

me: It's the truth

and i was being nice

cuz I told you AFTER the dog had walked through our office

L: uh uh

me:

L:

Haikus

K: I'm bored

me: me too

I'll write you a haiku:

I love to shake it

It comes so naturally

Will you dance with me?

K: awesome

me: your turn

K: i don't know the rules

me: 3 lines

5-7-5

5 syllables in the first line

7 syllables in the second line

5 syllables in the last line

it's easy!

K: The fog has left us

But it is still really cold out

oops

no out?

me: ok

K: so we have to dance

me: HAHAHA!!

You love to dance!!

K: lol

mme: Monster Mash all day

Sounds of structure fill my ears

Return home to play

K: oh, they have to rhyme?

me: nope

that one just happened to

K: lucky

me: hahah!!

haikus are fun!

or do you prefer making grammar trees?

K: you're mean!

i only do that while i dance, duh

me: HAHAHAH!!

Wheels on the Bus

L: meeeeeeeh

me: HAHAAH!!

I don't even know what that would sound like in real life. it's just an online expression of displeasure

I think Gabe could make the actual sound

L: hahaha

L: adult ed site is sooo messed up

I'M GOING TO WRITE A LETTER!!

me: YOU SHOULD!!

HAHAAH!!

Is it bad that this cracks me up?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5OoWQaWeRs&feature=related

terrific bus accident in italy

L: ABBEY!

oh my gosh!!!!!!!

that's awful!!! hahaha!!

me: but it's funny at the end when their feet are wiggling in the air!!

L: hahahaha

it's like you don't want to laugh but can't help it!

Racks

L: i want to put car racks on my car

but i don't think i can

me: why not?

L: i checked on their website and they don't offer it as an accessory

i don't think i have the right type of car to do that?

i have no idea

how that works

haha

me: I bet Kevin could tell you

he's super into racks

L: he is?

me: CAR RACKS!!

L: hahaa!!!!!!!

oh abbey

i'll have to ask him

me: for sure

L: about racks

hahaha

me: new topic

L: !!!

yeahhhhhhhhhh

haha

…a few minutes later…

L: oh wow

yeah see im on their website and now i'm confused

haha

i want racks for my surfboard

me: REALLY?! You're too cute!!

L: haha

yeah!

me: How will you get it on top of your car?

L: hahaha

what are you saying i'm too short or something?!

me: mehhhh

L: i can manage!

MEHHHHHHHH

me: don't shake your fist at me lady!

L: haha

the website is showing me a "strapthang"

haha

me: WHAT!?!?

L!!

What kind of website are you looking at?!?!

That's inappropriate for work!!

L: and there's like different bases

i have no idea what i'm doing

hahaha

me: HAHAH!!

L: it's the yakima site!!!!!

me: I was thinking of googling strapthang

but I'm afraid of what I'll find

L: it doesn't make sense to me!

i'm going to stop looking

and just ask kevin haha

hahaha

me: good call

L: googling it is inappropriate!

me: i didn't!!

L: haha

...Later that night...

Steven: Racks are awesome!

Hot Spots and Shooting Stars

me: I'm back now

Yep

I went up there last night with Steven

it was so romantic

too bad it was with Steven

L: HAHAHAHA

oh man i'm cracking up

me: why?!

L: "it was so romantic, too bad it was with steven"

me: oh

I guess that does come off bad

that's not what I meant though!

L: i wasn't laughing in a bad way though

it's just funny!

me: it is!!

I told him that now he knows a good make out spot

but if he ever sees my bug there he better leave

L: bet you would've loved to be up there with david velasquez!!!!

me: I SO WOULD'VE LOVED THAT!!

L: ohhh babbyy

haha

me: HAHAHAHA!!

now you're making ME crack up!!

L: hahaha